“Give Me All The Money”- Why Amateur Kisumu Robbers Failed Terribly On Their Mission At Jubilee Steel Shop

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A video has gone viral of two armed amateur male robbers trying to rob money at the Jubilee Steel shop in Kisumu city.

From the CCTV, one of the robbers drew an AK 47 gun as the other one jumped on the table like a superman with silly threats.

The robber was chanting “give me all the money,” as the other shop occupants at the Jubilee Steel shop scampered for safety under the tables and chairs.

However, the robbers messed up on their mission since one hostage managed to run out of the premise as fast as his thin mosquito legs could carry him.

Feeling terrified, the chants “give me all the money” only remained empty threats with no one within the shop willing to give in to that silly directive.

On their side, Kenyans had the following to say after the attempted robbery at the Jubilee steel shop:

“Plz Luos,robbery is not ur thing, but at least u should have hired one from the mountain.?”

“You should focus on the guy with a lab coat and the one in a red shirt aki nimecheka na sifai kucheka ?but wait the thugs are chicken???.”

“Already someo had sneaked. Out and could have reported hence wangenaswa by then time they loot.”

“Hawa Ata si wezi na si kupenda kwao they attempt this honestly Kenyans are suffering. This economy distress is pushing Kenyans aki.”

“And they will either be arrested, or their boss will kill them for not delivering

Wasted sin!”

“This is why bodaboda are hated by everyone, most of robbers and thiefs has bodaboda.”

“They couldn’t accomplish the mission since one hostage had already gone out..but this is traumatizing ?”

“The boda guy doubted his partner might run away ?? and thaz when he gave up on collecting the money.”

“And his boss will not accept that he robbed nothing. Who knows that they were plotting this robbery for days only to end up empty-handed.”

“This seemed like a music video of one of Khaligraph’s songs…The thug saw one of his high school crushes and opted to leave”

“????what a weakling…this is an obvious amateur ???he tried some few batman stunts..got scared and went away??what a waste.”

 “Sometimes cctv installers are a letdown. How can you install a cctv at the back of premises and not at the entry. An AK47??? Something needs to be found out.”

“Mwizi Bado anatumia kizungu ati “Give me the money”???? Lakini Luos mtatuonyesha mambo????”

“These ones are on robbery internship ati give me all the money unataka nani akupatie???? Hi ni kuaribu dhambi!!!!!”

“so the muslim lady decided she will swim across the floor like that, wa dust coat naye ni mguu ni ponye,while the stripe tshirt mhindi has really taken long to load whats happening??”

“Amateurs at work but we thank God their poor skills of stealing failed them n that no one got injured in the process. Otherwise Bure kabisa what a waste after agreeing on how they were going to operate they chickened out like the cowards they are. To God be the glory their plan failed.”

“The way ak47 is being corked made the duthi man get mixed up……eti praaaaap!! He forgot they came to steal started acting like spiderman.”

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