– The People Daily
I smelt a huge rat when I received our MP’s invitation to a homecoming party. This man has been working from home for the most of this Covid-19 period, what home was he coming to?
The invitation indicated that the governor was would grace the occasion, and this also raised my eyebrows. On many occasions in the past, the country boss had failed to turn up for even more important functions organized by the parliamentarian. I had a feeling the governor had little time for him.
However, knowing the MP’s insatiable desire for publicity, I was sure he just wanted to show off how close he was to the governor. Remember like me, he too has his eyes set on the county’s top seat come 2022. Despite my misgiving, I decided to attend the event. After all which politician would hate to mingle with a crowd?
On the day of the function, I made a grand entry into the MP’s compound, flanked by my four bodyguards in dark glasses. I waved at the sizable crowd as I walked to the main dais. The place looked more like a venue for a rally than a party. A group of dangers was doing their thing. I was led to my seat, not very far from the one reserved for the governor, who had not yet arrived.
After the entertainment session, the host introduced his guests. We were only three MCAs present. The MP said many MCAs had sent their apologies but were with us in spirit. I did not take it kindly that I was asked to merely wave at the gathering.
The parliamentarian went to enumerate his ‘achievements’. A section of the crowd kept cheering and yelling whenever he paused.
“My constituency has the best managed CDF in the whole country,” he thundered.
“Ukweli kabisa!” someone shouted.
“I have built more schools than any other MP since independence.” “Tell them!” another screamed.
“If I can do that when I am a mere MP, how much more can I do if elected governor?” “Toboa!” came as a squeal.
By now, I was regretting why I attended the meeting in the first place. The host yapped endlessly about the so-called achievements, declaring he was the best person for the governor in 2022.
“Anyway am not campaigning. I am just stating facts,” he said. Then out of the blue, he suggested that we hold a fundraiser to help those affected by Covid-19. “As your MP, I will not sit back and watch as my people suffer. I, therefore, start it off with my personal donation of 100 thousand shillings,” he said producing a wad of notes.
I sensed malice in this gesture. This man had not informed us in advance that there would be a fundraiser. He definitely wanted to humiliate us, and particularly me. Luckily, I had some money on my phone – a substantial amount – which was meant for a different purpose. For the sake of my reputation, I would have to part with it.
All this time the governor had not arrived. Then it hit me – a bright idea! Now that it was obvious the governor had once more given the MP’s event a miss, why not gain my mileage by announcing that he had called me to say he wasn’t coming and sent me his donation? Yes, I would surely beat this conniving MP at his won game!
I requested for an opportunity to speak.”Bwana Governor is very sorry for not being able to make it here, but he has sent me his donation.” I then turned to the MP. “Let me send it together with mine, to your phone. You know during this corona times, we don’t carry cash around.”
After performing the transaction, I requested the MP to read out the figure aloud. “Four hundred thousand,” he announced.
“Yes two for me and two from the governor,” I declared eliciting a round of applause.
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I had resumed my seat and was still basking on the glory of my feet, to my horror, I saw the governor’s entourage made its way into the compound. The county boss delighted, strode into the dais, and took his seat. After a tete-a-tete with the host, he stood, apologized for coming late, and presented his donation, in cash. He then left saying he had another agent function to attend.
It is now three days since the MP promised to give back the money I gave on behalf of the governor. Will he really refund it? Uliskia wapi?
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